Tuesday, October 05, 2004

As Senator Munchausen attempts to back pedal even faster from his "global test" statement, he once again does some alienating:
"I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere."

But just as with France and Germany, E.T. and Gonzo the Muppet have said that their governments would not send troops to Iraq either.

And Spock has been extremly critical of John Kerry, reportedly saying "Attempting to take both sides of an issue is not logical" and then wiggling his ears for effect.

Yoda has come out as a supporter of Bush/Cheny. Saying of the VP "Look like me he does. Only skin color is different"

The Man In The Moon could not be reached for comment as his administration is still dealing with "made of cheese" rumors.