Monday, April 18, 2005

C IS for cookie regardless of who may tell you different

Over the weekend my friends and I were talking about this outrageous story
The blue-furred muppet who used to sing "C is for Cookie" will now tell viewers that "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food".

Each episode of the show's new series will begin with a "health tip" about healthy foods and physical activity.

A Sesame Street representative said the popular character would be "broadening his eating habits" in future.
Quick who was the one who told you that you could only have one cookie when you were little? Probably your Mother or Father. Hmmmmm, maybe the song should be "Parenting Is a Sometimes Job".

What's next? I present the Post-Modern Ultra PC Sesame Street
  • 3 main children stars, all 7 years old. One will be openly gay, one pregnant, and the last one will have AIDS. They teach lessons on open-mindedness and acceptance.
  • Mr.Hooper will run an abortion clinic
  • The Count will be a goth who owns a Hot Topic. He will still count but never higher than 1 so as not to make the people who cant count feel inferior.
  • Elmo is in rehab for huffing too much helium

  • Oscar the Grouch is no longer on the show, there is no room for meanness on a childrens show.
  • Snuffy is a pimp, big pink hat....nuff said.
  • Big Bird is a drag queen, brightly colored feathers come in very handy.
  • Grover is completely ignored, but accepted with loving tolerance as having special needs.
  • Ernie tricks Bert in to having a sex change operation so they can finally become the couple they always thought they were.

See if you can spot the one that has already been implemented.